Score: 9

"Holy Shi*"

submission: A New Bunny

date: March 10, 2005

That was some extreme shi* motherf***er.

Well ok, it was at least grossly profane and riddled with unabashed defacation on some animation icons (Bugs Bunny). I have no idea where this comes from, but it reminds me of Chris Rock... if Chris Rock was a crack addict.

I'd love to hear the outtake reel for that stream of potty mouth, 'cause I'm fairly certain nobody can talk like that and retain any level of seriousness in their voice.

Cool stuff, make more.

Score: 0

"When is the release date?"

submission: The Amulet (teaser)

date: March 8, 2005

I need to make plans for that day so I miss this entirely.

Nothing in this 'teaser' was teasing me at all. Especially not the bad grammar, bland atmosphere and cliche setup.

Score: 8

"5tupid i5 a5 5tupid doe5."

submission: Subliminal

date: March 5, 2005

That'5 what my mamma alway5 5aid.

It wa5 mildly humorou5, partially 5ubliminal and not too 5habby. You get a four.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

5UCKER!

Score: 9

"An All Your Base that isn't dreadfully annoying!"

submission: TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody

date: March 2, 2005

YAY!
It was actually funny -- something I thought was quite refreshing. Butchering the English language never sounded so poignant.

Score: 0

"This is what happens..."

submission: Guide to the UK

date: February 6, 2005

When satire lands in the incapable hands of a wanker. If it were possible I'd give you a negative score, but the lowest I can give is a 0. Everything about this was bad, and I can't honestly think of a single reason for it to be on the front page.

Go play in traffic.

Score: 0

"Wars are bloody."

submission: Liberation?

date: January 28, 2005

Anyone with an IQ over 4 knows that, so why does the National media choose to remind us every day? Just to depress us? To make us feel small? To make us feel ashamed for taking action when nobody else would? To hell with them, and their rags.

The entire purpose of politics is mutual compromise -- equal footing for both sides. Thus the battle never ends. Politics is a load of bullshit plain and simple. It's how people like Teddy Kennedy stay in office after committing murder.

This flash is yet another media enduced drug-trip made by the liberal, egotistical, know-it-all progeny of a 300 year old political struggle that has lost all its meaning, but maintains its funding.

You get a 0 because you are a 0.

Score: 4

"It's still buggy."

submission: Five In One Tutorial

date: January 23, 2005

When it got to the onion skin part of the animation tutorial the perspective narrowed and I wasn't able to access any of the buttons. I rewound it and it was still zoomed in. I tried to fix it but had to close it.

Score: 4

"Two words... Bo ring"

submission: Broken Saints CH 19 ACT 2

date: January 23, 2005

I'm not sure what was putting me to sleep faster. The slow pace, the sketchy dialogue or the repetitive music.

Score: 8

"Today's been a good day for the portal..."

submission: Dr. Shroud: Mask Pt. 1

date: December 7, 2004

This is reminicent of the old silent films from the 20s (obviously). The story is told easily and the animation (the lighting especially) fit perfectly.

It did hit a few snags where it just seemed to drag along (dwelt too much on the photo and a few other places).

Not exactly sure about vampire lore, but I can't say I ever heard of turning a vampire child into a human... A dampiel(sp?) is a half-vampire/half-human...

Mah... not enough on that train of plot for me to make any conclusive comments.

Score: 0

"I just can't give a broken game a good score"

submission: Coffee Guy 1.2

date: December 7, 2004

Fix it and resubmit it, then I'll reconsider...