Score: 0

"My god it sucks getting old..."

submission: Episode 5 - Halloween Ep.

date: December 1, 2004

And so does this flash.

Do us a favor and stand a little further back from the microphone.

Don't reverse graphics on something with a word on it unless you flip the word (Nintendo).

A voice over and some animation for the TV would have been helpful (I thought the thing had frozen).

Overall try again.

Score: 8

"Frogger pwnz!"

submission: Oldschool Frogger

date: December 1, 2004

The music is a little loud and annoying (could stand to have some selection song-wise), but it's classic frogger, and frogger rules all... ALL!!

Score: 5

"Not bad really..."

submission: Persistance Pays

date: December 1, 2004

The 'blueprint look-over' parts should be shorter ( they disrupt the pace). You could stand to make some rudimentary animation (walking, arm opening the window, etc.). Pretty funny ending, but I think dragging it out to the punk rock section was unnecessary. It should have ended after the HDTV scene.

Score: 7

"Only one complaint..."

submission: TLoZ: Prequel of Time

date: November 30, 2004

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced 'day-kOO', not 'deh-ku'

Funny stuff. The only part I didn't quite get was the scene when Saria is being held hostage... it just kinda ended abruptly.

Score: 9

"That was great."

submission: Only Superhuman

date: November 29, 2004

Just leave us alone, we'll blow ourselves up eventually.

I laughed my arse off.

Score: 0

"There's a reason Mario can only run so fast..."

submission: STINKY "DeathSign Castle"

date: November 29, 2004

or turn on a dime, or change direction mid-flight.

Your controls suck, fix them. While your at it add sound. Hell just erase this and start from scratch...

Score: 6

"Cool game."

submission: Cheese Robots

date: November 28, 2004

3170 kills on easy...

Score: 3

"Not a bad physics engine..."

submission: CaveFlyerUpdated (1.547B)

date: November 28, 2004

But there's no sounds, no intructions (within the flash), and no animation when you crash and burn.

It should move faster -- or perhaps get faster as you go.

Nice start, but it needs more.

Score: 6

"Now people just need to take this advice..."

submission: deleterr01

date: November 28, 2004

Although I think most of the stuff that gets blammed was made by someone who was too lazy to make anything better.

As for this flash it's not bad. Easy to use, but the glowing background was a bit of an eyesore...

I gave it a 5 so it has a chance to save us from the auto-blam flash that seems to grow on Newgrounds like a fungus...

Score: 0

"5 megs..."

submission: Metriod-Samus Unleased

date: November 28, 2004

For that steaming pile of crap...

Y'know what?

You suck at life.