Helbereth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Video Dating Service]

That kicked ass..

What exactly happened to Steve though? Demonic posession? Bad cheese? Uncontrollable bowel movement?

Electric-Celery responds:

Actually, a little of all three...

[The eCelebrity Collab]

If you're going to make flame flash...

At least attempt to make it better than the so-called 'crap' you're trying to torch.

UglyBastard responds:

If you're going to defend an artist that you worship so much....

At least make it seem like you're not kissing ass.

[Response 2]

Comedy is supposed to be all about timing.

If this was supposed to be funny you failed. The art isn't bad (it has some amount of style at least), but the 'jokes' are told too slowly and with virtually no acting. It might be witty if it sounded like the characters were actually reacting instead of just reading off a tele-prompter.

You also tend to linger on scenes where nothing is happening. You read the note outloud, then sat the camera there for like 3 hours. Once the information is delivered there's no reason to be looking at the note.

I know they're robots, but they shouldn't sound like a computer reading code... try some personification.

Frogcloset responds:

it had some nice timing and if you were here with me you could see that but whenever i upload something the sound goes all over the place (but thank for the constructive review thats the sort of thing i dont mind instead of "you a big bummer with a gay ass flash")

["The News"]

I personally don't think joking about anyone's...

death makes for a good April fool's joke.

But doing so and imitating the clock crap at the same time is just plain wrong. You get all 0s from me.

biblo responds:

Imitating? You think I'm imitating the clocks?!

[Teaser]

Stick figures suck.

See above.

razzzzzzz responds:

You suck?

[Dr. Shroud: Mask Pt. 1]

Today's been a good day for the portal...

This is reminicent of the old silent films from the 20s (obviously). The story is told easily and the animation (the lighting especially) fit perfectly.

It did hit a few snags where it just seemed to drag along (dwelt too much on the photo and a few other places).

Not exactly sure about vampire lore, but I can't say I ever heard of turning a vampire child into a human... A dampiel(sp?) is a half-vampire/half-human...

Mah... not enough on that train of plot for me to make any conclusive comments.

robfeldman responds:

You are correct---a "dhampir" is a product of a vampire man and mortal woman that has an immunity to vampires. In the world of Dr. Shroud however, all bets are off. There are quite a few things with vampire lore that I altered to fit the story better, especially the fact that the boy (Dr. Shroud) is a bloodsucking killer.

Thanks for the review!

-Rob

[Cool Things 398]

This made me laugh. That's actually hard to do.

Thanks for voting, Helbereth!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 3.60 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 4% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 3.74 votes!

You gave this entry a 3, raising its score to 2.99!
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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks :D

[Tails' chance for stardom]

Everything about this was annoying...

The voices were retarded, the art was horrid, the music was crap...

Make something that isn't annoying.

iflfan responds:

Iflfan replies:

You shouldn't even bothered to review this movie in the first place if you didn't like this at all

[Logo Branding]

Some kind of protest?

Complete and utter BS if you ask me...

T0MMY responds:

Of course, nobody asked you.

-T0MMY

[Oops...]

That was funny

I personally think he should have killed the other guy to get rid of any witnesses, but it was funny anyway.

Ghosty22 responds:

Maybe you're right... I left him alive, because I wanted there to be a confused gawker...