Helbereth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Forgotten Vegeta]

Well, let's see... Reused, out of place joke from a good movie. Poorly acted. Bad music. OOC premise. At best this unoriginal diversion is practice, and not worth exposing to an audience, so how did it find itself on the front page?

[Superman vs Goku]

If this isn't on the front page in the near future, there's something wrong with this site. Well done, sir. I'm going to enjoy life on planet Paper.

haitam responds:

Thanks and have fun !

[Warriors of the Portal]

It's got a lot of good in it...

The visuals are epic, and the 3D designs for the various characters are spot-on. The setting - a deathmatch in an undisclosed location - is great. The music is ok, though it doesn't really set the pace correctly.

However, the sound effects (body hits, weapons fire, etc.) are all kinda muffled and some are mistimed. Even a lot of the voices sound like they were recorded from inside a water tank. Perhaps it's a question of compression or whatnot, but the sound leaves something to be desired.

[Africa Dudes]

I kept waiting for something intersting to happen.

It didn't... This is the single longest string of completely useless conversation I have ever heard. It's beautiful.

I honestly couldn't tell you how long this is because I left in the middle, went and took a dump, and came back while it was still running. It turns out I ate corn some time this week, and that was the most interesting thing I learned during my view of this flash.

I give this a 9.95 because TMNT was awesome. Having said that I now need to stick my finger in a wall socket so I might be able to forget the 90s.

Whichever of you drew a broken bottle lashed to a spear pole deserves a Greatest Achievement in Comedic Racism award.