Helbereth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tootsie Roll Dysfunction]

That was...

The single most horrific thing I have ever seen, heard or experienced in my 30 years of life on this Earth.

I am thoroughly disgusted, disturbed and I feel as though a childhood memory of mine has been ripped out of the recesses of my memory, torn to shreds, shat upon, disemboweled and left for dead.

You should go to Hollywood and help them fix whatever started them down the path of making movies like "How Do You Know" and "Tron: Legacy".

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Tron was AMAAZZZZZIIINNGGG!!!

[Miss Dynamite 24]

Konami Code?

Did I miss something on that white screen?

I hadn't seen one of these since like episode 16 - whenever the thing with Elian happened a few years back. I watched through right up to this episode and the only one I hated was the disturbing, intentionally-bad blam-attempt.

One thing I didn't know (not sure how I didn't know, but I didn't) is that this is also a manga... maybe I'll check that out too.

[what is this i dont even]

Two Skies Up

I nearly had an embolism watching this, but it was worth every excruciating second.

Short-Factor responds:

You are worthy.

[Curse of the Wal-Mart Man]

Um...

I'm all for disgracing the ravenous masses who trampled a guy over a Hello Kitty doll, but... that was it? Some stock news footage, a poorly-acted geezer, a bathroom and some sprained ankles?

I want my 5 minutes back.

The only reason this is on the front page is because of its timely release.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

'K.

[Dr. Mario with Lyrics]

Very good...

Did anyone else notice that Mario has a tattoo of the Triforce on the small of his back?

I found that somewhere between hilarious and disturbing...

[Earth Hour]

Decent animation.

You lose a lot of points for promoting the stupidest idea ever, though.

[Get on My Horse]

I better close this...

Fast... or I may end up in a hospital.

So much about this is so wrong... and yet so right.

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

Apparently...

I'm gonna end up with my head impaled upon a stick...

Lovely.

Good song and a good video.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep2]

Probably the most...

Intelligent anime I've seen in a while.

The story is so clear, the characters so deep and it makes more sense than almost everything that comes out of Japan.