I try not to be like that when I write reviews...
I sometimes half-ass them, but usually only if it's something I damn well know will be blammed - or if I'm just being funny.
One thing I should say is that you didn't need to be specific. There was no need to single out any reviewers because - most likely - they know who they are, and you aren't going to change them. Besides that there are a lot of them, and being specific about those 6 makes it seem like less of a problem (there are literally thousands of reviewers who fall into one of those categories). I personally can sometimes identify with the art/story freak, but that's a result of 20 years drawing and not because I think I know it all - hell I know I don't know it all.
I have no complaints about the animation, layout, story, concept or any of that stuff. It's very well done and should be getting a better score than the 3.9 it's hovering around. No doubt you probably pissed off some of the review-tards and they decided to blam you to nurse their injured pride.
My only complaint is minor. The button used to acces the special deaths was kinda bland. It might have been nicer (and more inspiring) to have perhaps the face of the celebrity as the button (or a silhouette if you don't wanna give too much away). I didn't even know they were buttons until I had already closed the flash and was re-reading your comments. Then I had to re-open it and blah blah blah...
Anyway I think you could probably design fatalities for Mortal Kombat - or Celebrity Deathmatch if they even make that show anymore. Animating (hell even drawing) human innards is a pain in the ass and never looks right unless you've studied human internal anatomy - which it appears you have.
Good stuff. Maybe some review-tards will learn something...
Bah, prolly not...